-submitted by Colleen
wtf was “finger my scrotum” supposed to be?? xD
He texted his wife to finger his scrotum. It wasn’t an autocorrect, he just texted her to finger his scrotum.
Child abuse AND a hand job??? Busy guy
At least it’s not both at the same time.
Thatd be awesome!
Take a seat over there.
Either he’s pro at changing his baby one handed, or he now has a few more smudges than normal on his phone’s screen…
No honey, it was autocorrect. Unless you want to try it. Please?
I read “Hanging the baby” as in “Hanging the baby up to dry.”
ahahaha, finger my scrotum.. LOL, nice one
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wtf was “finger my scrotum” supposed to be?? xD
He texted his wife to finger his scrotum. It wasn’t an autocorrect, he just texted her to finger his scrotum.
Child abuse AND a hand job??? Busy guy
At least it’s not both at the same time.
Thatd be awesome!
Take a seat over there.
Either he’s pro at changing his baby one handed, or he now has a few more smudges than normal on his phone’s screen…
No honey, it was autocorrect. Unless you want to try it. Please?
I read “Hanging the baby” as in “Hanging the baby up to dry.”
ahahaha, finger my scrotum.. LOL, nice one