15 Most Popular Autocorrects From March 2011
These were the 15 most viewed, most shared, and most popular images sent in to DYAC in March, 2011. Congratulations to the submitters. Text on!
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I have tears literally running down my legs.
. Thus is waaaaaaaaaaay too funny lol
Um…. If u have tears running down ur legs…. U might wanna see a dr and get that checked!!??
…..autocorrect!?!? Lol
“Tears running down my legs” is a euphemism for “laughing so hard I peed my pants.”
Actually didn’t know that one. Thanks, KR.
NO SHIT!
I didn’t know that one either…First time I’ve heard it, so DT….GO EASY!! JM’s not alone here!!
Well smart ass, if it is a euphemism then they she cant “LITERALLY have tears rolling down her legs” now can she?!! My guess is people don’t know what the word “Literally” means anymore.
Actually, she didn’t use Literally incorrectly. She would have if she had said “I literally have tears running down my legs”, but she said “I have tears literally running down my legs”. She wasn’t using it to say they were actually tears, she used it to say whatever “they” were were actually running down her legs.
In that case, she still used the term incorrectly, because tears cannot “run” as they do not have legs.
Ok last time I checked this was not the Bad English Hotline website. You LITERALLY need to GET OVER IT!!!
LOL..I was thinkin same thing.
Lmfao to whoever wasted there time on this.you people must have a hard time enjoying this website,because these text messages aren’t in proper form either.
LOL, wow, those were hilarious. I so needed that laugh.
uhhh those aren’t tears girl, thats pee…
Mickey manboobs XD XD XD XD
I know,right?It made me snort out loud,and I had to explain to everyone what was wrong.
So, you literally peed your pants? You might have a problem/
Tears huh. Down your legs,ha-ha?!
I love auto correct! Gives me a bloody good laugh!
Oh God, this was the wrong thing to read whilst in class!!
Or at work!!! i was trying to look busy at a meeting and was reading this and just burst out laughing….CEO was NOT amused…
OMG. I was up in the front lobby covering switchboard while reading these!!!
I’m surely gonna be fired. HAHAHA
happy Friday!
Was reading this on the couch in my office and literally started laughing so hard I was crying. An employee came in to make sure I was ok and caught me on the floor laughing and crying. To keep my employees from thinking I’m insane I sent this around the office. How much work are they getting done today? NONE. Bursts of laughter keep popping up around the office and I can’t get mad because it’s my fault. Sigh…. Happy Friday Employees!
LOL awesome
You are, like, the best boss…EVER. My bosses got mad if we sent emails to each other that were not work related.
Also at work, though not nearly the same atmosphere. I’ve been ‘coughing’ for twenty minutes. I guess it’s a good work out?
May I work for you?
Same here except for I’m in training at a new job and I’m sitting across the table from my preceptor. I just burst out laughing and I’m trying so hard to look like I’m diligently learning my new job HAHA fail
Auto correct is sooooo funny!! lol
I’ll never work again! These are so funny!
OMFG !! haha I love these xD especially th ‘ GUESS WHOSE BLACK ‘ hahahah I basically pisssed myself
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
i laughed so hard that my parents are getting me tested!!!
OMGOSH That is hilariouy!! Great start to the Day….
I have learned not to drink anything while reading anything on this site, I have laughed so hard a couple of times that I’ve actually choked and couldn’t breathe, but I have to come by everyday just to get a good laugh in.
Makes you think twice b4 texting, doesn’t it. cuz now your mom knows you texted p^&&~ to someone, and your wife BJ… hmmmm better have been to her!
Damn the bitch NetNazi in my office who runs the network! She blocked DYAC on all the office computers so I can’t get my laughs while I’m at work!
Skank Bitch Whore, that’s classic, LOVE IT! I am not just crying from laughter but my nose is starting to run. I needed a good laugh!
This website is keeping me from my homework. I am laughing soooo hard that I am almost peeing my pants. Love it!
GUESS WHO¨S BLACK
MICKEY MANBOOBS
DROPPED OFF MY EX
5 MEGALOSAURUS
KISSED UNDER THE CAMELTOE
I cried…!!
haha this website is the greatest discovery since demotivational posters! so…much…procrastination…from these two sites hahahahahahaha
Yo…this shyt had me laughing and crying in class…hi fucking larious!!
its 1:15 a.m. my teen girls just came out to check on me to see what on earth i was squealing about…….i have tears rolling down my face and im blowing my now running nose and oh my god i think im going to pass out from laughing………unbelievable…….the world is a better place because of auto correct.
My God, I am glad I was not wearing my makeup yet!
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OMG this is the most funniest thing I have ever heard..I laughed so hard I was literally crying..Just about pissed my pants..sooooo glad that I didnt get the I phone
Have not been able to stop laughing, completely incoherent in the office for about 5 days!! My colleagues actually thought they were going to have to get me a straight jacket, until I forwarded it to them & snorts & bursts of laughter keeping popping up all day, at the most inopportune moments!!
I am partial to “going dwarfing” although that might be fun if not entirely politically incorrect.
Thats some of the fnniest stuff i have read in a while! I almost fell out of my chiar 3 times reading this stuff and laughed so hard i couldnt breath!! Thanks so much, I needed that
I need resuscitation.
OMG! I’ve never laughed so hard in my life! I’ve been laughing to the point of crying for hours.And I’m incredibly thankful that my phone doesn’t seem to autocorrect! Thank you for posting these.
I think I might get one of these phones just to see this happen LMAO!
Girl Scout pussies… I think I damaged my diaphragm laughing at that one.
I had tears literally running down my legs at that one!
None of these autocorrect to the above even if you mess up the spelling.
Also, they’re not even that funny either, and all the comments above look like they were written by the same person… hmmm…
Sceptical Steve…… they are just funny. Someone has a funny bone thank god, dont be a kill joy!
Dude, if you can’t find these funny…WHAT DO YOU LIVE FOR!?!?!?! seriously…
“help her sell her vagina on craigslist” HAS to be the best!!!
Steve, depending on what you type, phones do autocorrect to these. My friend typed “Vickyyyyyyyyyyy” and her phone autocorrected it to “cockfight”.
I typed “pfft” and it autocorrected it to ‘Orgy’ and I have never typed that word before haha.
I literally have tears running down my legs.
Im rolling on the floor! i cant stop crying! Thanks for the lauph!
I am literally dying right now! Those were the funniest things I’ve ever read. I need an iPhone….
damn i only have a 4 megalosaurus camera, time to go to walmart.
Overreact much? Funny, yes…but let’s not get carried away.
Anyone else notice everyone with an iPhone has a total bitch for a girlfriend?
i have a 10 megalosaurus camera, suck that!!!
I used to consider the “Effervescent Shitstain” one from a month or two ago to be my all-time favourite autocorrect, but the fucshia/fuckweasel one in this set just about killed me. I was seriously worried I was going to pass out from lack of oxygen, I was laughing so hard…
I am now going to be thinking of that every time I see the colour fuchsia anywhere for the rest of my life. And I have a fair bit of that colour in my wardrobe…
Also, to the person who was saying that none of these things autocorrect to what’s shown here – that’s highly variable, actually. Autocorrect adapts to each individual user’s typing habits, so if you use a particular word frequently, it becomes more likely that it will suggest it as an alternative to a misspelled word. Also, what suggestions you get depends on exactly how you misspell a particular word. So while it’s certainly possible that some people submit fake ones, there’s really not much way of knowing for sure in any given instance.
Yeah…. What Miss Lynx said!
Fuckweasel just about killed me, too, and the tears running down my legs were, indeed from my eyes because I kept doubling over laughing, ensuring that the tears on my face transferred to my knees!
You guys must have very dull lives! Yes, this stuff is funny, but PEEING funny? Tears flowing and laughing out loud in meetings funny? Not.
Definitely a funny site, but I’m just sayin!
omg, lol’ing so hard i can’t breathe!
DYING HERE! …..fuckweasel….mickey manboobs….girl scout pussies….and don’t forget the black people HAHAHAHAHAHA
omg post more post more i dyed laughing i love auto correct when its not doing weird stuff to me lmao i laughed so hard i cried
this are great. if you break up with somebody this is the site to read. you cant not laugh no matter how sad you are.
i wrote one to somebody that was supposed to say ” he is going to shilou’s and it said he is going to bone shilou”! i should have put that one on this site.
I once texted my friend that I was mixing a “drinky-poo”. But it came through as a “stinky-poo”. Now we stink stinkys until we’re stunk!! HAHAHA!!
OMG… I tried soooo HARD, but just couldn’t hold back the laughter! OOPS!!! Guess I should just wait until I’m at home to read these. Damn You Auto Correct… YOU ROCK!!!!!!
Everybody knows the word!!!
How are these all perfect screenshots of iphones? I don’t have one. Is there a feature that lets you perfectly screenshot a text conversation? Otherwise they’re faaaake man.
Yes there is a way to do it. Just press the centre button on the phone at the same time as pressing the on/off button at the top.
That will take a picture of whatever is on your screen at the time.
FUCKWEASEL. My roommate and I read this site all the time (if we randomly hear the other laughing across the apartment, it’s likely because we’re reading this site!!!) and after seeing that one, we’ll just randomly say “fuckweasel” to each other, just to crack each other up.
LOVE this site!!
I can’t breathe! Laughing to hard!
Bahahaah!!!! MICKEY MANBOOBS!!!!!!!!! This website is freakin hilarious!!
lol call of duty tickle you ass
Most of those are Iguanadons, not Megalosaurs. God, I’m sad.