“…then I killed her in the woods outside her house and left.”
Notice how nonchalantly he says that? LOL Like, “We went on a date and then I walked her home and, oh yeah, then I killed her in the woods outside her house and left.” o_O LOL Too funny!
Why even bother to explain it anymore?? Obviously the people that don’t get it a.) don’t have an iPhone and b.) don’t understand the concept of autocorrect. GET A DICTIONARY!! Or better yet, just read the hundreds of other comments explaining how autocorrect works in practically every other post. Or even better, just read and enjoy and stop trying to analyze.
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Oh I love how those words played out. Perfect timing Autocorrect!
Well that’s a bit harsh for not putting out
A true man kills many women.
Metaphorically, of course.
That’s why you call’em ladykiller.
Bingo
lady slayer, the term is slayer. like slayin some butt or w/e
I seriously misread w/e as “wife” then. 0.o
LMFAO
Somehow, “killed her in the woods” just sounds more true than “kissed”. Well, funnier anyway.
and then he killed her…
Yeah, he didn’t say that he *didn’t* kill her
I don’t see a second date in their future.
Nor do I, unless she gets reincarnated or there’s a necromancer nearby.
well theres always necrophilia
Time to crack open a cold one.
I guess that’s where cold hermaphrodites come from.
OMG That is too funny…in a really sick kind of way. Dinner and murder.
He’s just an excitable boy. Probably rubbed the pot roast all over his chest, her name doesn’t happen to be Susie, does it?
I’ve been watching dexter so much I barely responded at the killing bit.
I was just like, yeah, I guess that could have happened…
Freudian slip?
I just told my Sister to Kill my niece and it came back Kill she wasn’t very happy with me
It just did it again I said KISS not kiss
Boy meets girl, boy likes girl, boy kills girl.
HA ! Perfectly timed.
Well, that’s quite the first date. Death for her and a felony for him. LOL
“…then I killed her in the woods outside her house and left.”
Notice how nonchalantly he says that? LOL Like, “We went on a date and then I walked her home and, oh yeah, then I killed her in the woods outside her house and left.” o_O LOL Too funny!
Hmmmm, didn’t i just read about this in the papers the other day?
i love how the ‘s’ and the ‘l’ are on complete opposite sides of the keyboard on the iphone. so how did kiss turn to kill lol
you’re kidding, right?
Because that’s not how AutoCorrect works. It has some sort of weird predictive logic that doesn’t depend on the buttons on the keyboard at all.
And predictive logic doesn’t seem to be Earth logic.
Why even bother to explain it anymore?? Obviously the people that don’t get it a.) don’t have an iPhone and b.) don’t understand the concept of autocorrect. GET A DICTIONARY!! Or better yet, just read the hundreds of other comments explaining how autocorrect works in practically every other post. Or even better, just read and enjoy and stop trying to analyze.
Did he left any witness alive?
I’m sure he kissed Bryan after sending this message to make sure the truth wouldn’t come out.
Hahaha, the guy who’se responding is like whatevaaaa.
I’ve made this mistake so many times, haha.
The fact that he said it so nonchalantly really makes it so hilarious.
*snickers* Petite morte anyone?
Heh, indeed. Kudos.
I love a good killing after a first date.. shows the guy is serious about commitment.
LOL yessssss…….
I killed a man with a trident once…..that’s right you heard me :-/
that must have been a lot of gum.
haha nice!
I love how his friend just assumes its an autocorrect fail. WHat if it wasn’t?
… or does he?
Serial killer in the making.