That is not actually true, it is only if they are to question you, so if an officer witnessed you committing the crime, they do not in fact have to read you your Miranda Rights.
he said arrested. any time you are arrested for anything, they MUST read you your Miranda Rights. if they only want to talk to you about a crime you may have witnessed, you’re not being arrested.
Incorrect. They do NOT have to read you the Miranda rights whenever they arrest you. They must read you the Miranda rights before questioning you about anything, or anything you say will be inadmissable. Most police officers just read you the rights anyway when they arrest you, because they will be questioning you at some point, and they just do it immediately to cover their butts.
In order for the officer to be required to read the Miranda Rights you must be under arrest and being questioned. Most cops just read them at the time of arrest so there isn’t any issues if you start running your mouth 100mph on the way to the station.
Um, yeah. I’m not buying most of these anymore. First of all, how stupid do we have to be to believe that 95 percent of autocorrects will correct to something vulgar. And secondly, autocorrect is designed to make its corrections based on a more potentially correct word composed of “neighboring keys.” Not something beginning with the same letter and rhyming a little bit.
This is just people typing this shit out so they can be featured on the site.
I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF THEY ARE REAL OR NOT!!!! THIS SITE IS HELLA FUNNY!!! IF YOU TAKE THIS PIECE OF FUN FROM ME,I WILL FIND YOU!!!! AND THEN I WILL?????????????????
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If their neighbor was a girl, I know what they could do with that banana.
hahahahha….nice!
I know what you would do with that banana, wiseguy.
TRUE!!
Eat it?
Making banana milkshake is also a choice…but you would need more than one
or a very small cup.. which could also be used for things
would it bring all the boys to the yard?
I read the quoted text in John Cleese’s voice.
Then I lol’d a lot.
that is one of my personal favorite monthy python scetch. some one should promote banana rights legislation!
that comment is absolutely inappropriate
The majority of this site in inappropriate. Your point?
^ Bex, I agree! Who would write than on a website like this! lol
Hopefully it has nothing to do with a “Banana in the tailpipe.”
hahahahaha, that’s awesome
That was my first thought too! LOL
Totally the first thing that popped into my head!
Miranda and Banana are nothing like each other…how would auto correct come up with that?????
I don’t think it is an auto correct.. they just got it wrong like a misheard lyric.
Very sadly wrong…
Type birana? Might go to banana. And if you weren’t paying attention, it’d be easy to do.
Great birthday post. Now I want a banana..
“You have the right to a-peel.”
Haha omg that was great
Ba-dum-bum.
lolol
The connection here is Carmen Miranda.
It doesn’t matter if a crime is serious or not. The person arrested will always be read their Miranda Rights.
That is not actually true, it is only if they are to question you, so if an officer witnessed you committing the crime, they do not in fact have to read you your Miranda Rights.
he said arrested. any time you are arrested for anything, they MUST read you your Miranda Rights. if they only want to talk to you about a crime you may have witnessed, you’re not being arrested.
Incorrect. They do NOT have to read you the Miranda rights whenever they arrest you. They must read you the Miranda rights before questioning you about anything, or anything you say will be inadmissable. Most police officers just read you the rights anyway when they arrest you, because they will be questioning you at some point, and they just do it immediately to cover their butts.
In order for the officer to be required to read the Miranda Rights you must be under arrest and being questioned. Most cops just read them at the time of arrest so there isn’t any issues if you start running your mouth 100mph on the way to the station.
you take the fun out of everything.
HAHAHA omg I’m crying, this is probably my favorite one of all time lolol.
C an’t…stop…laughing
OMG! I can’t stop laughing. This is hilarious.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Awesome replies are the best!
lol this one cracked hole family up
They arrested Donkey Kong. Diddy Kong must be beside himself.
Time to throw some barrels. Yay.
It sounds like something you’d hear on Rugrats.
“Do you swear to tell the whole ruth and nothing but the ruth so help you Bob?”
Um, yeah. I’m not buying most of these anymore. First of all, how stupid do we have to be to believe that 95 percent of autocorrects will correct to something vulgar. And secondly, autocorrect is designed to make its corrections based on a more potentially correct word composed of “neighboring keys.” Not something beginning with the same letter and rhyming a little bit.
This is just people typing this shit out so they can be featured on the site.
Then get off the site and quick pooping on parties. It’s like Santa Claus. I know he’s not real but I like to pretend he is.
I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF THEY ARE REAL OR NOT!!!! THIS SITE IS HELLA FUNNY!!! IF YOU TAKE THIS PIECE OF FUN FROM ME,I WILL FIND YOU!!!! AND THEN I WILL?????????????????